READ TO WIN COOL FANTASTIC OFFERS!

HELLOW MY FELLOW DOLPHINS!
From 17th - 19th Jan, there will be the Ngee Ann Open House and we canoe polo have a booth of our very own! Yes indeed! AND GUESS WHAT?
WE ARE IN NEED OF HOT AND SEXY GUYS LIKE YOU!

YES YOU!

AND THAT'S NOT ALL! IF YOU SIGN UP NOW, YOU GET A FREE EXCUSE FOR CLASS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT TIM?!

NOT ONLY THAT! YOU CAN GET TO SEE HOT AND HORNY GIRLS ADAM! WHATS MORE, YOU CAN EVEN ASK THEM TO JOIN US MARKUS! YES JOIN CANOE POLO FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH PLEASURE!

WHO KNOWS, THEY MAY END UP BEING YOUR FUTURE GIRLFRIEND AND TEACH US SOME MAGIC! ISNT THAT COOL BANGHAO?

SOME MIGHT LIKE TO BE ROUGH AND BITE GUYS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE LOVE DEBATING AS WELL EH JOEY?

DONT THINK HOT GIRLS CAN PLAY DOTA? TRY ASKING THEM DONNY!

HOT GIRLS LIKE THOSE LOVE TO KEEP PET MONKEYS AS WELL! YOU COULD BE ONE OF THEM TYFIN!

WHY DONT ASK SOME MALAY AND RETARD GIRLS TO JOIN! WOULDNT THAT JUST BE SO FUN AND EXCITING JACE AND WEIHONG?

AAH! GIRLS WHO FIGHT ARE THE BEST! THEY'LL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM. I KNOW YOU LOVE THAT YONGKUN!

LASTLY! EMO AND GOTHIC GIRLS! RAWR! THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE THINKING IS ASK THEM STRAIGHT UP WEIWEN!

Xavin ah, I think you just stay in class, later your girlfriend burn me alive.

SO WITH ALL THESE SUPER DUPER OFFERS! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! SIGN UP WITH ME TODAY!


Matt.